here i am about to act like a total dick on the wheelie ride:


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yesterday i went to my first baseball game in three years. my first baby step was letting myself watch fever pitch. i guess this was an even bigger one ( Read more... )

ok so even though this is miniscule, i want to announce that i ate breakfast at home today while watching washington journal, which saved me $2.42 i would've spent downstairs on cereal and milk. it also means i didn't wake up, get dressed, and then fall asleep while watching. unfortunately the sound kept going in and out (fuck you comcast) and ( Read more... )

i was going to talk about a bunch of shit like popsicles, frequent flier miles and racist callers on washington journal, but fuck it..


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"there is a bar downstairs. please enjoy yourselves. i know it's early in the morning but it is chicago in the summer, who are we kidding? so it's fine. go get hopped up, make some bad decisions, my jokes get funnier, the buildings look bigger."
- vince vaughn in the break-up

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